The real kicker is that there's a marketing team behind these products that decided yes...yes this is a good idea. Let's put them both on the Gazelle at once. Anywho these infomercials, they creep me out just a little bit more than the hamburgler but a little bit less than Ronald McDonald. But please, help yourself to your very own video mashup here.
1. Tony Little and his Gazelle. How terrified is his plastic female counterpart.
2. The Juiceman. My Dad had a juicer - it woke me up every morning at 6am. Here's another reason to not like juicers.
3. Klee Irwin. Ugh...double ugh. Have more shame, Gary.
4. Extenze Male Enhancement. I wonder how much these men were really paid to become the faces of Extenze.
5. Ronco Food Dehydrater. On one hand, they're making jerky. On the other hand, they're creepy and unnatural.
6. Tom Vu and How to Become a Millionaire. I enjoy Tom Vu actually - he's just trying to help.
7. Miss Cleo. I'll leave Miss Cleo alone too.
8. Hawaii Chair. You've got to be kidding me that this thing even happened. I'd like to see Michael Scott get one at Dunder-Mifflin and the hijinks that would ensue.
9. Gratuitous Informercial Cleavage. I don't even know what they're selling.
10. Rejuvenique Electric FaceMask. "Electric Facemasks" should've set off the first red flag here. Note to marketers - consumers should not associate your product with serial killers and/or death.
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