Hey if you can't meet a perfect 10...draw one. I think Garth, to your right here, would approve of this list for he found bugs bunny attractive when he cross-dressed. I had Velma from Scooby Doo on this list originally but Dumbfounder tweaked there was no Cheetarah. I almost made a huge mistake. Sign up for Searchles and mash-up your own vids heeeeere.
1. April O'Neil, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. White boots, yellow jumpsuit, huge bombs, loyal...for those of you who are suckers for redheads.
2. Ariel, The Little Mermaid. The rebellious mermaid daughter. Likes forks, candlesticks and stuff. Half-naked throughout most of film. Entirely naked when she first gets on land (how dare you disney).
3. Aeon Flux. Acrobatic, ass-kicking, name-taking, lots o'leather.
4. Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Okay they almost try too hard here...even wikipedia says "Jessica is one of the most famous sex symbols on animated screen." There's something to strive for.
5. Cheetarah, Thundercats. Spandex, 80s hair, 80s make-up, spandex.
6. Gaia, Spirit of the Earth, Captain Planet. Scantily-clad greek goddess that can really bring the sass.
7. Smurfette, the Smurfs. Yeah I'm not really that into Smurfette...kinda whiny & high maintenance & blue, but the Smurfs sure were.
8. Pebbles Flintstone, The Flintstones. This must have been from the spinoff "The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show" as a teenager. Kind of like how everyone watched the Olson twins grow up.
9. Wendy Testaburger, South Park. This feels sorta wrong since I think she's supposed to be 9 or so but South Park is pretty dirty so I'm okay with it.
10. She-Ra, Warrior Princess. Twin sister of He-Man. They have good genes.
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No Betty Rubble?
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